Fake meat technology has improved.

Those of you that follow me, know that I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus from meat. Not a total hiatus, mind you, but the kind where I eat a lot less of it and my digestive system doesn’t wage mutiny against me. That being said, I miss steak. I love pork chops. When bacon and I broke up? Well, let’s just say.. there were a few really dark days.

I’ve always been anti-fake meat. The consistency is rubbery, the flavor is questionable, and fake fucking hamburgers? Why not just eat the real thing.. 

Gardein Mandarin Orange Crispy Chicken?  You humble me.

You’re a DAMN fine product that’s gonna make meat free days much better. Your consistency is meal-like, your flavor doesn’t make me nauseous. In fact, it’s pretty tasty. I know it’s too early to fall in love, but I’m not ruling anything out. 😉

Look forward to a real post, like.. with pictures.. and recipes and everything. Coming in a couple days. Smootchies.

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Alton Brown’s Inevitable Edible Tour

Last night was one of the coolest nights that I’ve had in a long time. Confluent Boyfriend and I drove down to Cerritos (which is about an hour south in heavy LA traffic) to see Alton Brown’s Inevitable Edible Tour. It was really everything that I had hoped for. The show made a lot of Good Eats references that I really enjoyed and he talked about some of his future plans too, which include 

I wrote an article about it on Examiner.com, that doesn’t give away too many spoilers. But, anyone near the tour cities should make every attempt to go!

I would also like to mention that since I published this, it was featured on FREAKING GOOGLE NEWS!!!


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I’m a busy girl

..but never too busy for a great meal. I’ve been working (writing and also my full time corporate slave job) and going to school. It’s been really difficult to hammer out the time to get into the kitchen and just create something delicious for the hell of it. I really miss that. I’ve been devising recipes, but … mostly for my column.

Those of you that know me, know that I don’t really do the whole cookbook thing. I much prefer picking a few ingredients that appeal to me, and making something I want to put in my face. That being said, I recently purchased Michael Symon’s 5 in 5. Mostly because he’s like a celebrity chef hero of mine, and because I could totally use it in my column.

I made the Angel Hair Pasta with Pancetta and Peas.  I subbed out my own homemade bacon, because.. it’s superior to most every food there is.

A fabulous recipe from Michael Symon's 5 in 5

A fabulous recipe from Michael Symon’s 5 in 5

I posted my recipe pic to his twitter when I was done, because it looked damn fine, right?!  Well he actually re-tweeted it. I squee’d like a fan girl. Then I wrote a review of the book for my column.. which he ALSO re-tweeted. To say that my meager traffic spiked would be an understatement.

Some of my other recipes (chicken pot pie, macaroni and cheese, and lemon meringue pie) have gone a bit viral too. Pinterest is driving tons of traffic to me, which is cool. Sites are starting to index me, which is also cool. This doesn’t feel as much like I am working for free.

Yay for small victories.

Recently I took a road trip to see an old friend. We made patatas bravas and these little sandwiches with manchego, green olive tapenade, and proscuitto on a portugese roll. Regrettably, there are no pictures of these items because we were pretty much immediately shoving it all into our faces.

Things on the horizon:

1) A podcast – knocking around this idea.

2) A cookbook – a consolidated version of my food advice, and recipes to be e-published

3) A food truck – Confluent Boyfriend and I have been knocking this idea around (pork themed)

I am excited for the future. This is gonna be good.

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It’s been a busy week in the Confluent Kitchen..

HOWEVER, not because I’ve been cooking. I’ve been writing up a freaking storm though. Nothing new there. In addition to the copious amounts of writing I’ve been doing, I am the proud owner of my own personal website now. It’s a place where I can more cohesively brand myself. Yeah. I totally said that. I know. I’m sorry. 

Visit me at http://www.michelleborek.com  .. oh, so I don’t ever think I’ve mentioned my name before. I’m Michelle Borek. Pleasure to meetcha. *double finger guns*

I’ve been having moderate amounts of success in the writing arena. I think I’d like to actually give it a real go and see what happens. Hense, the cohesive branding. *winky face*

I am in the process of adding a super awesome food porn section with pictures of food I’ve made, or want to make. Stay tuned for that.

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Finishing Salts: That Thing I Wanted but Didn’t Know I Wanted

One of the real joys of receiving gifts for me is really the thought that someone puts into the idea. It’s not so much even the STUFF, but that someone thought of me enough to buy a gift with my likes and dislikes in mind.

That being said, every so often I get something really freaking great. There was no asking, “What would you like? Is this OK?” .. just a jump out on a limb, and a purchase. Someone thinking they know me enough to get me a good gift, and then being totally right about it.

Mr. Freeman, talking about you. *tip of the hat*

Imagine my surprise when I opened up a box of finishing salts. Admittedly, I’d never messed with them at all. Didn’t really think I wanted to. I opened them up and thought, “ooh.  a new toy!” .. I started to taste each one (6 in the set) in turn and realized that I know jack shit about salt. I figured with very few exceptions, salt is salt is salt. I like my kosher salt, and everything else go to hell.


Each of the salts had its own unique flavor.

Check out my article on how these salts can be utilized or get the highly abbreviated version below:


Fleur de sel

Fleur de sel. It’s airy, and has the barest hint of the ocean.

Kauai Guava Smoked Sea Salt

It’s rich smoky flavor goes well on grilled foods, soups and stews.

Maldon Sea Salt

Maldon sea salt is texturally interesting because it’s flaky. It’s great to crumble up, or leave whole to dissolve on the tongue. It’s a good everyday alternative to Kosher.

Molokai Red

Molokai Red contains alaea clay, which is rich in nutrients and minerals.. getting a little mineral with your mineral is not a bad deal. Great on meats and fish!

Sel Gris Noirmoutier

Sel Gris Noirmoutier is my favorite of the bunch so far. It’s got a rich, briny flavor and smells of ocean when you open the tin. Had it on the salmon last night. YUMMMM!

Turkish Black Pyramid

With a name like that, it doesn’t seem like it should only be a salt. It’s mixed with activated charcoal for a slight smoky, extremely salty flavor. It’s pyramid shaped which means it adds an interesting textural element.

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Confluent Birthday: Stove Top Smoker Edition

There was recently a birthday here at the Confluent Kitchen. I will give you one hint.. It was mine. See, that was a good hint, right? Right?!

I got some pretty rad gifts, one of them being a stove top smoker. I’ve been talking for ages and ages about fiddling with charcuterie more. NOW IS THE TIME!  Well.. last night was anyway.

I managed to make use of some the birthday items (or what I bought with a gift certificate) in a remarkable (for a Friday after work) meal.

I started with some fresh coho salmon. Not that frozen bullshit.

1) I patted it dry, and placed it on the smoking rack of my stove top smoker.

2) I put about a tablespoon and a half of alder in the bottom, added the drip tray, put the rack in, and put that on the stove top on medium heat.


3) When I saw the first wisp of smoke, I slid the smoker lid on and waited 20 minutes. In hindsight, it should have been 15, but I blame the instructions.

4) I de-lidded the smoker carefully – cause it was HOTTT.

5) I sprinkled the salmon lightly with a bit of Sel Gris Noirmoutier (grey salt from the island Noirmoutier off the coast of France – which was apart of a finishing salt kit that I received as a gift as well. More on that later.)

6) I then made a quick sauce with 1 tbsp dijon, 1 tbsp dill, and 1/2 cup milk. I seasoned to taste with salt and pepper.

7) I zested one lemon (thanks for my new zester, Sur La Table).. chopped some fresh dill.. and voila!



After this, I hickory smoked mushroom caps. They were a little TOO smoky for my tastes, so I won’t post the recipe until I perfect it.

All in all, a great meal, and it took about 25 minutes. Stay tuned for further stove top smoking exploits.

PS: My apartment smells of camp fire now. It’s an added benefit, provided no one thinks my apartment is on fire and calls the cops.. 🙂

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Palsaik Korean BBQ – Off the wagon for the day

I saw a review for this place on the Cooking Channel, and I had high hopes when I walked in the door. I was totally not disappointed either.

Those of you who have been following my saga, I’ve been more or less a pescetarian since July. Since it’s not really an ideological thing, and more of a health thing, I’ve been great about keeping up with it, with very few exceptions. Today.. well let’s just say that I didn’t FALL off the wagon. I jumped. Right into a Korean Barbeque restaurant for a magical dish called 8 Flavors of Pork.

They marinate these 12 inch x 2 inch strips of pork belly (about 2 cm thick) in a variety of delicious spices. The favorites of the day were garlic, wine, ginseng (which I didn’t realize had a flavor) and hot. Every bite was rich, tender, and juicy. God I wish I could eat like that all the time.

Even as my belly is currently reminding me that I don’t eat meat for a reason,iregretnothing

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